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The Utah Bureau of Land Management (BLM) has issued a closure order restricting access to some areas of the Lake Mountains. Please see the order as follows and contact BLM with any questions.
WEST VALLEY CITY, Utah—The Bureau of Land Management (BLM) West Desert District has issued a fire prevention order restricting access to BLM-managed lands in the vicinity of the Knolls Fire in Utah County, Utah. The Knolls fire is located south of Saratoga Springs and west of Utah Lake.
The prevention order restricts all entry including target shooting, camping, and unnecessary traffic in the land surrounding the Knolls Fire. Specifically, all BLM administered lands are closed in the area bounded:
- South of Israel Canyon on the east side of the Lake Mountains,
- East of the ridgeline of the Lake Mountains,
- North of the Soldier Pass County Road (approximately mile marker 15 on Highway 68),
- West of Utah Lake; all in Utah County, Utah.