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Category: Satire

A lighthearted look at local life. This section features humorous takes, parodies, and creative commentary that keep Cedar Valley laughing — and thinking.

Governor Herbert Establishes “Common Sense” Mask Re-Education Center

November 9, 2020March 26, 2025

UTAH – On the heels of his late-night emergency alert Sunday evening, in a historic and brave move Monday morning, Utah Governor Gary Herbert announced the establishment of a COVID-19 re-education center to address the Coronavirus. “We needed a common-sense solution to combat this virus,” Herbert said while sipping a virgin margarita at a private…

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Categories: Satire

BLM Closures Prompt Confused Protests at Local Universities

July 1, 2020March 26, 2025

PROVO/OREM — Confrontations between college students and counter-protesters raged this afternoon sparked by the Conservative Republican Alliance Against Chronic Racism (CRAACR), a student group dedicated to highlighting white privilege on university campuses in Utah County. Upon hearing of government-led BLM closures throughout the county, Burke Botchley, CRAACR President, organized protests on multiple campuses to decry…

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Categories: Satire

Kroft Foods Quells Rumors of Dressing Factory on Hidden Valley Parkway

June 1, 2020March 26, 2025

The local citizen activist group, Eagle Mountain Residents Against Developer Misrepresentation (EMRADM), has made waves recently having filed more than 100 complaints with Kroft Foods, Inc., citing misrepresentation by developer EagleBuild67, LLC., over their most recent development, the Hidden Valley Ranches (HVR). HVR is a planned residential development south of Hidden Hollow Elementary, off of…

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Categories: Satire

Concept Plan for Mixed-Use Taco Bowl/Gastroenterologist Office “Hard to Digest”

May 1, 2020March 26, 2025

The city council convened its third remote video session Tuesday evening due to social distancing surrounding the COVID-19 pandemic. During the meeting, a new concept plan was proposed for a ground floor Taco Bowl with medical offices above. Both uses are conditional in commercial zones, however, there are questions as to whether a joint lobby…

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Categories: Satire

200 Square Foot Lots on Golf Course Could Help Affordability Crisis

April 1, 2020March 26, 2025

Rising home prices over the past few years have led to an increasingly unbearable housing market in the state of Utah. While Eagle Mountain is still largely one of the most affordable cities along the Wasatch Front, there is more that can be done, at least that’s what Melvin Lennial, a 23 year-old Professional Video…

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Categories: Development / Satire

Adaptive Cloak in Vehicle Causes Problems During Commute in Eagle Mountain

May 9, 2019

A resident of Eagle Mountain recently came to me with a automotive problem. I am not an auto mechanic, so I am hoping that one of my readers has an idea or a way to help him. I have also found that this is a growing problem in Eagle Mountain and the surrounding areas so…

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Categories: iNSIDER / Satire

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